Closest friend (26M) is angry at me (26M) because we take their photo and work out him to commit murder.
How can I fix? (X-posted to r/legaladvice)
Hello reddit. We compose this on throw away account so police cannot trace back into me personally. Once I was hardly any, like fifteen, We have closest friend, we call him Leo, whom we see on a regular basis. We view films and smoke weed, we fall acid on play ground, we take things at shopping center, all that. My father is bastard thus I stick with Leo along with his dad and dadвЂ™s girlfriend the majority of time. Just like sibling, but also for me personally and Leo extremely frequently have intercourse. (failed to suggest any such thing needless to say, exactly that we were bored stiff, I experienced gf in the past and I also have actually spouse now.) Very close friends whom sometimes give handjob which is all.
Anyway LeoвЂ™s mother die before we meet him. I actually do n’t need to hand out a lot of information just in case authorities are here thus I will state exactly that she have actually accident in museum where Leo has also been, and Leo took painting from museum during accident. Once again i shall perhaps not state which museum or which artwork in the event authorities are online. But he just take this artwork when he come to live along with his dad and dadвЂ™s gf plus one evening whenever we are drunk watching James Bond he brings me as much as their space, to finally take to anal i hope, but no, really showing me personally photo. Is quite small photo yet still he explains may be worth quite definitely cash. So now you ought to know additionally that LeoвЂ™s dad is confusing in crimes. Guy with baseball bat arrive at door and request cash 2 times. Baseball bat is simply for show needless to say it is still maybe not best spot for picture well worth a great deal we try not to think tagged. Therefore makes sense that picture just isn’t safe at LeoвЂ™s household. We replace image with civics workbook we never read anyway and I also just take image to my very own home, where is safe.
NEXT LeoвЂ™s dad die in car wreck, we think because he could be attempting to getting away from baseball bat guy. He had been consuming through the night and big vehicle make him flat like pancake. Very unfortunate. So we steal every one of drugs (pills mostly but cocane also) and cash from LeoвЂ™s dadвЂ™s gf and Leo says we have to try to escape but listed here is thing, i actually do not need to obtain deported, and have always been concerned that when i will be on bus or airplane with taken photo and cocane, they deliver me personally returning to Ukraine where i will be eating trash off roads. And so I ask Leo whenever we cannot wait every single day or two to plan and then he says no, is making tonight. Exactly what can I Actually Do? He calls cab, we kiss him on lips (simply no tongue therefore just isn’t gay), in which he will leave on coach. I really do not need phone so cannot text him or such a thing, try not to hear from him for very long time.
I offer coke at senior high school until all jocks have been in rehab. Keep college and commence to travel around, numerous places. Go to European countries for a time and marry child of Nazi. Ask her to obtain abortion but she’s going to perhaps not listen so have two kids. Nevertheless doing some selling medications and I also use painting as collateral, like in loan, then again feds figure it away and I also need to keep nation. Haters say is impractical, but we state is like Oliver Twist, no?
Finally come across Leo on road 1 day and it is so excellent to see him. We return to their home, we state hello to their small dog, then we do cocane through the night. I make sure he understands he could be just child i have already been during sex with ever in which he has appearance of fright on face thus I make sure he understands quickly it generally does not suggest almost anything to me personally and probably means more to him actually, so he can never be annoyed. Although we have become high I simply tell him We have their image. He could be freaking away and I also have always been just starting to feel accountable therefore I constitute with want to get photo right back. But since i take advantage of it in a lot of discounts and it also move a lot, would not have precise host to photo.
Finally figure it away, is within Amsterdam. I head to Leo at their engagement celebration and I also simply tell him we log in to airplane now to have photo straight back. We head to Amsterdam on airplane exact same evening. Leo is all infant about me personally having weapon but we tell him relax, our company is maybe not planning to make use of gun, just talk. However for as soon as we meet dudes with photo, just two of these and four of us (me and Leo as well as 2 really big strong guys) therefore I make buddy pistol whip one man as well as other buddy place other guy in chokehold. We take photo and run. Really convenient, we save lots of money.
Nevertheless when we make contact with parking storage we come across frightening goons . One shoots me personally and Leo shoots one. We escape in automobile nonetheless they have the ability to just take picture. Extremely aggravating of program but bullet just graze me with no method authorities can locate murder back once again to us. Thus I tell Leo return to college accommodation while i believe of want to get image right back.
Couple of days went at this point in which he will not respond to my text. Is angry at me personally i believe. Or possibly phone is down? In either case am experiencing like Petrushka the trick. Have to get photo right back needless to say but might die. Additionally don’t want to head to jail or make Leo head to jail. What exactly is simplest way to repair this? Additionally if we kiss him once more would he be angry you think? He has got fiancee but i actually do maybe not think they like each other quite definitely. Additionally he has got crush on small red locks woman from the time we had been little but i actually do maybe not think she like him right back. Pls react.